jcud:
‘I haven’t showered in 7 days.’
‘Is it free?’
‘Is there free food?’
‘Are there free drinks?’
‘Did I sleep on the bathroom floor last night?’
‘Wait, the handle’s gone? Booze run!’
‘She’s a stupid bitch.’
‘I’m SO drunk right now.’
‘I’m totally NOT drunk right now.’
‘Wait… what?’
‘Are you going out tonight?’
‘How much is a PBR?’
