1. Things You Said in College and Probably Still Say Now:

    jcud:

    snittlekittle:

    ‘I haven’t showered in 7 days.’

    ‘Is it free?’

    ‘Is there free food?’

    ‘Are there free drinks?’

    ‘Did I sleep on the bathroom floor last night?’

    ‘Wait, the handle’s gone? Booze run!’

    ‘She’s a stupid bitch.’

    ‘I’m SO drunk right now.’

    ‘I’m totally NOT drunk right now.’

    ‘Wait… what?’

    ‘Are you going out tonight?’

    ‘How much is a PBR?’

     
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    ‘How much is a PBR?’
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    you going out tonight?’
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